function show_calendar() {

if (parseInt(navigator.appVersion.substring(0,1)) < 4)  return;

calendar = new Date();

day = calendar.getDay();

month = calendar.getMonth();

date = calendar.getDate();

year = calendar.getYear();

if (year < 1000) year += 1900;



cent = parseInt(year/100);

g = year % 19;

k = parseInt((cent - 17)/25);

i = (cent - parseInt(cent/4) - parseInt((cent - k)/3) + 19*g + 15) % 30;

i = i - parseInt(i/28)*(1 - parseInt(i/28)*parseInt(29/(i+1))*parseInt((21-g)/11));

j = (year + parseInt(year/4) + i + 2 - cent + parseInt(cent/4)) % 7;

l = i - j;

emonth = 3 + parseInt((l + 40)/44);

edate = l + 28 - 31*parseInt((emonth/4));

emonth--;

var dayname = new Array ("Sunday", "Monday", "Tuesday", "Wednesday", "Thursday", "Friday", "Saturday");

var monthname = new Array ("January", "February", "March", "April", "May", "June", "July", "August", "September", "October", "November", "December" );

document.write("<font face=verdana,arial size=1 color=ffffff><b>");

document.write(dayname[day] + ", ");

document.write(monthname[month] + " ");

if (date< 10) document.write("0" + date + ", ");

	else document.write(date + ", ");

document.write(year + " <font color=ffffff>");

// Easter

if ((month == emonth) && (date == edate)) document.write("Easter Sunday (Western)   ");

// January

if ((month == 0) && (date == 1)) document.write("Happy Birthday Rickie Mayo!");

if ((month == 0) && (date == 10)) document.write("Happy Birthday David Griffin!");

if ((month == 0) && (date == 11)) document.write("Happy Birthday Pam!");

if ((month == 0) && (date == 13)) document.write("Happy Birthday John Quarles & Ginger!");

if ((month == 0) && (date == 15)) document.write("Happy Birthday Rhonda Cunningham!");

if ((month == 0) && (date == 16)) document.write("Happy Birthday Matthew Varner!");

if ((month == 0) && (date == 24)) document.write("Happy Birthday Sam Armer!");

if ((month == 0) && (date == 26)) document.write("Happy Birthday Scooter!");

if ((month == 0) && (date == 28)) document.write("Happy Birthday Tyler & Taylor Dwight!");

if ((month == 0) && (date == 29)) document.write("Happy Birthday Elaine!");

if ((month == 0) && (day == 1) && (date > 14) && (date< 22)) document.write("Martin Luther King's Birthday");

// February

if ((month == 1) && (date == 2)) document.write("Groundhog Day");

if ((month == 1) && (date == 5)) document.write("Happy Birthday Traci!");

if((month == 1) && (date == 14)) document.write("St. Valentine's Day");

if ((month == 1) && (date == 18)) document.write("Happy Birthday Zach Alexander!");

if ((month == 1) && (date == 21)) document.write("Happy Birthday Harold & Krista Alexander!");

if ((month == 1) && (date == 26)) document.write("Happy Birthday Ricky Jr.!");

if ((month == 1) && (date == 29)) document.write("Leap Day");

// March

if ((month == 2) && (date == 8)) document.write("Happy Birthday Shawn Womack!");

if ((month == 2) && (date == 10)) document.write("Happy Birthday Seth Lowe!");

if ((month == 2) && (date == 17)) document.write("St. Patrick's Day");

if ((month == 2) && (date == 18)) document.write("Happy Birthday Kevin!");

if ((month == 2) && (date == 20)) document.write("Happy Birthday Buckie!");

if ((month == 2) && (date == 23)) document.write("Happy Birthday Robby!");

if ((month == 2) && (date == 26)) document.write("Happy Birthday Kenneth Womack!");

// April

if ((month == 3) && (date == 1)) document.write("April Fools' Day");

if ((month == 3) && (date == 3)) document.write("Happy Birthday Rob Coleman & Curtis Armer!");



if ((month == 3) && (date == 15) && (day != 0)) document.write("Income Tax Day  ");

if ((month == 3) && (date == 16) && (day == 1)) document.write("Income Tax Day  ");

if ((month == 3) && (date == 19)) document.write("Happy Birthday Jennifer Cunningham!");

if ((month == 3) && (date == 21)) document.write("Happy Birthday Kay Lynn Armer!");

if ((month == 3) && (date == 22)) document.write("Earth Day");

if ((month == 3) && (date == 24)) document.write("Happy Birthday Jill Hickman!");

if ((month == 3) && (date == 26)) document.write("Happy Birthday Mize Womack!");

if ((month == 3) && (day == 0) && (date > 0) && (date< 8)) document.write("Daylight Savings Time Begins");

// May

if ((month == 4) && (date == 3)) document.write("Happy Birthday Tyler Shea Armer!" );

if ((month == 4) && (date == 5)) document.write("Cinco de Mayo" );

if ((month == 4) && (date == 8)) document.write("Happy Birthday Theresa!" );

if ((month == 4) && (date == 14)) document.write("Happy Birthday Kenneth Hurl Womack!" );

if ((month == 4) && (date == 15)) document.write("Happy Birthday Lance Chaisson!" );

if ((month == 4) && (date == 20)) document.write("Happy Birthday Belve Griffin!" );

if ((month == 4) && (date == 28)) document.write("Happy Birthday Hollis!" );

if ((month == 4) && (day == 0) && (date > 7) && (date< 16)) document.write("Mother's Day");

if ((month == 4) && (day == 1) && (date > 24)) document.write("Memorial Day");

// June

if ((month == 5) && (date == 1)) document.write("Happy Birthday Sarah Dwight!");

if ((month == 5) && (date == 3)) document.write("Happy Birthday Janet!");

if ((month == 5) && (date == 5)) document.write("Happy Birthday Tony Womack!");

if ((month == 5) && (date == 8)) document.write("Happy Birthday Wendell!");

if ((month == 5) && (date == 11)) document.write("Happy Birthday Kelly June & Katrina!");

if ((month == 5) && (date == 16)) document.write("Happy Birthday Ronny & Tye!");

if ((month == 5) && (date == 21)) document.write("Summer Solstice");

if ((month == 5) && (date == 23)) document.write("Happy Birthday Hadley!");

if ((month == 5) && (date == 28)) document.write("Happy Birthday Randa!");

if ((month == 5) && (date == 30)) document.write("Happy Birthday Hugh Revely!");

// July

if ((month == 6) && (date == 1)) document.write("Happy Birthday Bradley! ");

if ((month == 6) && (date == 4)) document.write("Happy Birthday Meagan Chaisson! ");

if ((month == 6) && (date == 9)) document.write("Happy Birthday Mikki! ");

if ((month == 6) && (date == 10)) document.write("Happy Birthday Darrell Varner! ");

if ((month == 6) && (date == 12)) document.write("Happy Birthday Tori & Darrell ");

if ((month == 6) && (date == 15)) document.write("Happy Birthday Brent Griffin! ");

if ((month == 6) && (date == 19)) document.write("Happy Birthday Randall! ");

if ((month == 6) && (date == 18)) document.write("Happy Birthday Lavette, Corky, & LaDonna! ");

if ((month == 6) && (date == 20)) document.write("Happy Birthday Kyle Armer & Eric Alexander! ");

if ((month == 6) && (date == 22)) document.write("Happy Birthday Ross! ");

if ((month == 6) && (date == 28)) document.write("Happy Birthday Terry Green! ");

// August

if ((month == 7) && (date == 3)) document.write("In Memory of Rilla Mae Armer");

if ((month == 7) && (date == 4)) document.write("Happy Birthday Blaine Armer, & Murray Griffin!");

if ((month == 7) && (date == 15)) document.write("Happy Birthday Rilla Mae, & Robert Dwight!");

if ((month == 7) && (date == 16)) document.write("Happy Birthday Ricky!");

if ((month == 7) && (date == 18)) document.write("Happy Birthday Matthew Young & Kenneth Armer!");

if ((month == 7) && (date == 21)) document.write("Happy Birthday Abigail!");

if ((month == 7) && (date == 22)) document.write("Happy Birthday Kay Kay!");

if ((month == 7) && (date == 23)) document.write("Happy Birthday Hope Griffin!");

if ((month == 7) && (date == 25)) document.write("Happy Birthday Betty!");

if ((month == 7) && (date == 27)) document.write("Happy Birthday Little Bud!");

if ((month == 7) && (date == 28)) document.write("Happy Birthday Tammy & Vicki!");

if ((month == 7) && (date == 29)) document.write("Happy Birthday Diahnna!");

// September

if ((month == 8) && (day== 1)&& (date > 0) && (date< 8)) document.write("Labor Day ");

if ((month == 8) && (date == 2)) document.write("Happy Birthday Aunt Virgie!");

if ((month == 8) && (date == 8)) document.write("Happy Birthday Shelia!");

if ((month == 8) && (date == 9)) document.write("Happy Birthday Mary Armer");

if ((month == 8) && (date == 11)) document.write("Happy Birthday Buddy!");

if ((month == 8) && (date == 17)) document.write("Happy Birthday Amie!");

if ((month == 8) && (date == 20)) document.write("Happy Birthday Henry Curtis Armer!");

if ((month == 8) && (date == 21)) document.write("Happy Birthday Craig Griffin!");

if ((month == 8) && (date == 27)) document.write("Happy Birthday Dustin Womack!");

if ((month == 8) && (date == 29)) document.write("Happy Birthday Judy Skelton!");

// October

if ((month == 9) && (date == 1)) document.write("Happy Birthday Hoke Hurl Hall");

if ((month == 9) && (date == 2)) document.write("Happy Birthday Wanda Varner!");

if ((month == 9) && (date == 3)) document.write("Happy Birthday Karlie Cunningham!");

if ((month == 9) && (date == 6)) document.write("Happy Birthday Sissy!");

if ((month == 11) && (date == 7)) document.write("Happy Birthday Judy Armer!");

if ((month == 9) && (date == 8)) document.write("Happy Birthday Robert Armer!");

if ((month == 9) && (date == 13)) document.write("Happy Birthday Lisa Womack!");

if ((month == 9) && (date == 14)) document.write("Happy Birthday Mark Young!");

if ((month == 9) && (date == 17)) document.write("Happy Birthday Michaela Coleman!");

if ((month == 9) && (date == 18)) document.write("Happy Birthday Karah!");

if ((month == 9) && (date == 19)) document.write("Happy Birthday Jessica Alexander!");

if ((month == 9) && (date == 27)) document.write("Happy Birthday Kari White!");

if ((month == 9) && (date == 30)) document.write("Happy Birthday Lane!");

if ((month == 9) && (date == 31)) document.write("Happy Birthday Mike!");

if ((month == 9) && (day == 1) && (date > 7) && (date< 15)) document.write("Columbus Day ");

if ((month == 9) && (day == 0) && (date > 24) && (date< 31)) document.write(" & Set your clocks back!");

if ((month == 9) && (day == 0) && (date == 31)) document.write("Daylight Savings Time Ends<BR>");

// November

if ((month == 10) && (date == 1)) document.write("Happy Birthday Katelyn Griffin!");

if ((month == 10) && (date == 3)) document.write("Happy Birthday Herman!");

if ((month == 10) && (date == 7)) document.write("Happy Birthday Matthew Slagle!");

if ((month == 10) && (date == 8)) document.write("Happy Birthday Genevieve!");



if ((month == 10) && (date == 11)) document.write("Veteran's Day ");

if ((month == 10) && (date == 23)) document.write("Happy Birthday William Hurl Womack!");

if ((month == 10) && (date == 28)) document.write("Happy Birthday Caitlin!");

if ((month == 10) && (day == 4) && (date > 23) && (date< 30)) document.write(" -  Thanksgiving ");

if ((month == 10) && (date == 30) && (day == 4)) document.write("Thanksgiving ");

// December

if ((month == 11) && (date == 1)) document.write("Happy Birthday Hunter!");

if ((month == 11) && (date == 12)) document.write("Happy Birthday Kasi!");

if ((month == 11) && (date == 21)) document.write("Winter Solstice");

if ((month == 11) && (date == 23)) document.write("Happy Birthday Cory!");

if ((month == 11) && (date == 24)) document.write("Christmas Eve");

if ((month == 11) && (date == 25)) document.write("Christmas");

if ((month == 11) && (date == 27)) document.write("Happy Birthday Dayna Dwight!");

if ((month == 11) && (date == 31)) document.write("New Year's Eve");

document.write("</font>");

}

show_calendar();